Lady Farts Cotton Candy – It’s Sassy AND Gassy
Tasty lady toots are nature’s best kept secret! Who knew that feminine flatulence could be as crave-worthy as sweet, sugary cotton candy? It’s true! And, we’ve worked out the scientific method to harness that girly gas to the world’s delight. Lady Farts Cotton Candy is the fluffy pink snack that you never knew you needed in your life.
Lady Farts Cotton Candy is the perfect cotton candy gag gift for all your friends. The hilarious design will have everyone rolling with laughter, making it a wonderful, unexpected addition to holiday care packages and gift baskets. Slip it in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up for a hilarious white elephant gift.
THE TRUTH IS OUT, EVERYBODY FARTS – For centuries, women have been trying to hide their air biscuits from the world, but now we’ve bagged up these deliciously sweet fanny farts for everyone’s amusement.
A GAG GIFT FOR CANDY LOVERS WITH A WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR – There’s no age limit on silly gifts, and, when you add sweet pink cotton candy, Lady Farts are a treat for the taste buds and funny bone.
PERFECT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS OR CARE PACKAGES – Lady Farts Cotton Candy is a side-splitting gag gift for adults that will add laughter to care packages, grab bag presents, white elephant parties, and Christmas gift exchanges.
SOPHISTICATED STYLE AND FART HUMOR IN ONE WACKY GAG GIFT – Not only will the recipient love having one full ounce of puffy pink cotton candy as an unexpected treat, but everyone around will enjoy the silly humor on the bag. This gift is a gas!
MADE IN AMERICA – Blasting ass with class everywhere.